ode to a commode

O upstairs Toilet!
Your polished oaken seat is never cold;
and it matches the sink surround.
Your brass hardware is more than I could ask for:
functional; stylish;
green with wisdom.
Your lines and comfort are complimented only
by your proximity to the bathroom radiator.
Toasty legs.

O upstairs Toilet!
Please accept this offering of thanks!
Joyfully given.

1 comment:

J. said...

Who his foul tail with paper wipes,
Shall at his ballocks leave some chips.