Overheard at the park

We live near a beautiful park which is a favourite spot for wedding photos.  We've seen as many as 4 wedding parties there at one time. 

Here's an exchange we overheard yesterday between a particularly screechy-voiced bride and her mum.

Screechy Bride:
  WHO'S GOT THE CIGARETTES?

Mum:  (looking around, feeling embarrassed)  Uh, you don't need a cigarette, Dear.

Screechy Bride:
  FRIG OFF, MA.  YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I NEED.

7 comments:

movita said...

Weddings are always so touching.

Anonymous said...

Did they have kazoos?

Probably not. In my experience kazoos tend to lighten the mood.

Unknown said...

Oh, auntie.. that makes me smile. D'y'know, that was 7 years ago this month?

Jane and Henry play with those kazoos now!

Anonymous said...

of course I know -- the twenty-seventh :-)

You don't let them play with the rocks do you?

Anonymous said...

I had bagpipes at my wedding, but no kazoos. Damn.

Unknown said...

We did a pretty good impression of set of pipes with our kazoos, as I recall.

Anonymous said...

This touches me in ways you cannot imagine....