Henry and I walked the other day past our new barber's shop.
Henry: Hey! That's Alphie's!
Me: Hey, you're right! I wonder if he's in today.
Suddenly, Alphie pops out of the shop, waving a hat of Jane's.
Alphie: Your little girl left this when you were here last week.
Me: Thanks, Alphie! Y'know, we didn't even miss it.
Alphie: Well, that's prosperity for you.