A fond Christmas memory

The Christmas my twin brother and I were 12 or 13 was a violent one. Wrapped and waiting under the tree for John was an air rifle. For me, it was a hunting sling shot.

After the carnage of opening presents, we had a big family breakfast. From then until supper, John and I were outside, shootin' stuff.

The rifle was the real prize. I liked my sling shot, but I couldn't hit anything with it.

John: Can you hit the side of the barn from here?

Me: Ha. Watch me.

(I shoot. I miss.)

Me: I guess not.

We traded them back and forth, both us us impatiently wanting to be the guy with the gun. We put a lot of holes in pop cans. It was boy heaven. Then John got bored.

John: (pumping the gun to prepare for a shot) You'd better run.

By this, I knew he meant he was going to shoot me*. The gun took ten pumps to prime. He was at pump three when he gave me his warning. This gave me seven pumps to get as far away as possible.

Oh, how I ran. We were in the field behind the greenhouses. I knew if I could just run around the corner of the first greenhouse I'd be safe. No way would he chase me with the gun. If Mum or Dad saw him, they'd take it back, for sure.

Just as I was about to clear the corner, I turned to see if he was really serious.

POP!

He really was.

I do not remember exactly what syllable I screamed out, but I do know that I probably couldn't spell it now, even phonetically. A very small, hurt animal with a big mouth and powerful lungs screamed from the very depth of me (specifically, the flaming red welt that instantly appeared on my thigh).

I still held my sling shot in my left hand. My right hand instinctively reached to the ground and picked up an egg-sized piece of snow. I squeezed it, letting the force and heat of my palm melt it into a perfect projectile.

John: (pumping the gun again) Go ahead! You haven't hit anything all day.

I placed the snow into the leather pocket of the sling. I pulled it back as far as the rubber would allow. I looked through the forked prongs to my brother. I let it go with a curse and a prayer.

zoooooooooooooooooooof-WHACK!

I never before or since hit anything with that sling shot. I nailed him square in the forehead, just above the brow line, barely an inch from the bridge of his nose. The blow and surprise threw him on his back in the snow.

Later at Christmas dinner, we had to find some reason why John had a red mark in the middle of his forehead that didn't involve us shooting each other. I wish I could remember what it was.

*I should point out that my brother is not a violent man. He is, in fact, a one of the most gentle men I have ever known. I was, however, very obnoxious. Our childhood was peppered by a series of incidents where I pushed my gentle brother until he snapped. The fact that he shot me tells me I was particularly "on" that day.

5 comments:

Dead Robot said...

You keep knocking posts out of the ball park, my friend. you need a book deal.

Tanya said...

Greg grew up with an older brother and he like you could egg his brother on too. He like you, could tell many stories similar to yours. He once got a fork stabbed in his arm....somehow I am very thankful for having girls each time I read or hear a story of loving sibling rivalry between boys....

just us said...

I take it this Christmas was a little quieter. I mean the kids are 1/2 Erin too, right.

auntie said...

I read this a couple of days ago and didn't respond then. I thought I'd think about it a little longer.
Notice I didn't say "I didn't react"! I reacted alright.

This is one of those stories my generation would rather just not know about, I think. I know there are several in my kids' background that haven't yet come out. Maybe never will. It does tend to confirm that lots of scary stuff went on while we parents were looking another way.

Still not sure what to do with this. If you keep cranking it out as "literature" I guess that will be some small consolation for the gut reaction this gave me.

And the very large consolation is the great adults and parents you've all grown up to be!

Gentle Giant said...

well....

wasn't too gentle when your twin brother threw a rag of bleach on your open wounds* with no provacation.... sorry bro...

(* open wounds that were also twin inflicted.....)