I was chatting with a woman the other day, and it came up that I had three kids under the age of five.
Me: Yup. A four-year old, a two-year old, and a six-month old.
Her: Wow. You started having kids late in life.
Me: (pause) I was 26.
Her: But that would make you...
Me: I turned 31 last week.
Her: (pause) Well, you, uh, started early then. I guess.