A peel of WHACK!s and BANG!s thundered from the living room this morning as I made breakfast. I investigated and discovered Jane and Alice hard at work with a set of wooden play tools.
Jane: We're workers!
Me: What are you working on?
Jane: We making a sign. It says, "No Daddies, No Mummies, No Henries."
Alice's eyes blazed with excitement, so happy to be part of whatever this madness of smashing was.
Me: Is that true, Alice?
Alice: Gah! (SMASH! SMASH!) Gah!