Me: Hey, guys. Want to take the dog for a walk?
Me: But how else will we save the lost kingdom of Zanbar?
Me: We have to find the lost treasure that will restore the ancient kingdom!
Henry: How was it lost?
Me: The entire Island Kingdom of Zanbar was plunged into the deepest ocean for a thousand years, only to be returned as the island we know as Prince Edward Island.
Jane: Who plunged it?
Me: The residents of an alien planet by the name of Troolops.
Henry: I hear the Troolopians are trying to get the treasure, too.
Me: It's true! We have to go and get it! The legend says the treasure is hidden on this VERY FARM! And we have to take our treasure-seeking dog!
Henry/Jane: Let's go!
(Later we learned our family is the heir to the throne of the lost kingdom; our ancestors were off-island at the time of the great plunge. We also banished the Troolopians [who raced us to the treasure] in our magical, one-way rocket back to Troolops. The treasure was exposed when we recited an ancient spell, passed down through the generations of our family as a nursery rhyme. "Round and round the garden, like a Teddy Bear; one step, two steps, and a TREASURE under there." Also, we all have swords.)