Someone tell me I'm not fat

Jane, Erin, and I are slumped on the couch at the end of a long, grumpy day. Jane pokes me in the gut.

Jane: Why do you have such a fat tummy?

Me: Ouch.

Erin: People don't really like it when you call them fat, Janey.

Jane: I didn't call him fat. I asked why he had such a fat tummy.


Decadent Housewife said...

Janey will grow up to be a lawyer.

Unknown said...

You take that back.

Anonymous said...

as Rydan would say, "you're not THAT fat."

Unknown said...

I created this blog to feed my ego. THAT DIDN'T HELP.