Jake: fur ball

Jake lays on the floor by the couch. Only a dog can make the cold hard ground look this comfortable.

Alice approaches. Jake settles in for a good session of petting.

Alice: Does Jake has skin?

It's under his fur.

Alice: (moving the fur around with her fingers) I can't see it.

Erin: It's under there. Keep looking.

Alice: *gasp* I think he has green skin!

Jane walks in the room.

Jane: (rolling her eyes) Silly Alice. Jake doesn't have skin.

1 comment:

Craig Wesley said...

Youse guys don't know nuttin'. Of *course* he has skin, but it's under the sleeveless vest he's wearing underneath his fur overcoat. Zheesh.