I get to the part where Toad is afraid to come out of the water because he doesn't want the other animals to laugh at his bathing suit.
A snake crawled out of the grass. "If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit," said the snake, "then I, for one, want to see him."
Alice giggles. She leans in close to my ear and whispers, "Dad, can you read the snake like you-know-what?"