Cornnui /n. boredom or mental weariness from corn


Alice: I'm bored.

Me: How can you be bored? It's breakfast.

Alice: There's nothing to do.

Me: You could finish eating your cereal.

She taps on her cornflakes with the back of her spoon. Tiny droplets of milk splash against the inside rim of her bowl.

Alice: These cornflakes are taking forever.

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